Born in St. Albert on May 30, 1979, our mayor is NOT a natural-born Edmontonian and therefore unfit to run our city! How could someone born nearly 20 whole kilometres from city hall possibly understand the needs of a community they have only lived in for over 75 per...
Satire: NAIT execs have own Nest Fest
As Nest Fest returned to NAIT for the third-straight year this past week, the free event saw a money tunnel, live entertainment, and cheap drinks. But, what most people don’t know is that the higher-ups at NAIT have been holding their own, invitation-only,...
Satire: Adam & Eve’s offspring at play
Historians, alongside pornography academics, have found similarities between the early stories of incest found in the Bible, and the popularity of today’s incestuous roleplay porn. A recent archeological excavation recovered a large collection of incest porn produced...
Satire: Debate follows pro-life campaign
A group of fetal-actors are outraged over the hiring of an eight-year-old actor in an upcoming pro-life campaign. The decision has provoked a conversation in the performing arts community over whether hiring child actors is unfair to hard-working fetuses trying to...
Satire: Flat-earth conference goes to Edmonton’s ‘End of the World’ for proof
Flat-Earthers from across (not around) the globe, have traveled to Edmonton for Thursday’s flat-Earth conference. “Flat-Earthers” are a collective that believe that the spherical-Earth known and proven by science, is flat. To demonstrate their theory, a speaker from...
Indigenous youth sports take step in right direction
The development of Indigenous athletes has historically been in a fashion that suited the “mainstream” Canadian sports systems. The Indian Act and Residential Schools had placed importance on Euro-Canadian sports such as basketball, baseball, and hockey over...
49,000-worker shortage seen
An employment shortage of 49,000 workers is expected when older Albertans retire in the next 10-15 years, according to Alberta’s Labour Market Highlights for 2017. Nowhere is this gap being felt more than in oil and gas, where there appears to be a shortfall greater...
Legal pot and the campus
Canadian post-secondary schools, including NAIT, are looking to blaze the trail in determining best practices for cannabis on campuses once it is legalized later this year. The process of crafting campus regulations in response to new legislation began last semester....
Sugar babies…sugar daddies
Student loan debt is one major problem facing postsecondary students today. Canadian student debt nears $30 billion and the unemployment rates for grads always seem to be going up. It’s hard to get a job without a degree and with this uncertainty, why not seek a...







