In a move that shocked the hockey world and left fans wondering, “Is this a joke?”, it is now official: Connor McDavid is joining the NAIT Ooks men’s hockey team for the 2026/27 season. The NHL superstar made the announcement Friday morning at a press conference held...
SATIRE: Budget cuts force NAIT to replace beloved taco in a bag with coffee in a bag
Due to a realignment of budgeting priorities, the NAIT Student Orientation (NSO) committee will no longer be serving the popular taco in a bag to new students beginning in the spring 2026 term. Instead, the committee has announced that they will be switching to coffee...
SATIRE: NAIT installs GPA-activated fire alarms
In an attempt to address the long-running practice of students maliciously setting off fire alarms during final examinations, NAIT has recently installed new, state of the art fire alarms that can only be activated by students with a cumulative grade point average...
NAIT’s very own ‘local Clodsire enthusiast’
For anyone browsing the Ooks Life app’s community page, among the posts from students and clubs here at NAIT, you may have come across postings from NAIT’s local Clodsire enthusiast. The Clodsire enthusiast is really Tyler Kendall, a Mechanical Engineering...
NAIT’s newest club: The washroom enthusiasts
I generally like NAIT's washrooms. For the most part, they are clean and well-maintained, and they're surprisingly odour-free when not in use (except for the men's room at the ground floor of X-Wing, which has a perpetual low-level stink.) But do I like them enough to...
Digital April Fool’s: 3 pranks to get others laughing
April Fool’s Day is for tomfoolery, clever pranks, silly tricks and practical jokes. On April 1, ditch the professional, sophisticated manner and reignite the childhood joy of fooling others. Just because friends can’t gather in the same room, doesn’t mean they can’t...
Satire: Death of an MLA’s man (or how I learned to stop worrying and love The Party)
March 15th, the year of Our Party 2120. Embarrassment and misplaced guilt raged through Cairo Naa. He tried to forget the reality of the world the only way he knew how. The air raised up through his lungs, and out his pursed lips passing virulent jazz from his flute...
In response to The Fugget
In 2018, it feels like we are living in a world divided over so many issues. One of them being what can and can’t be joked about and another being what is “right” and “wrong.” This is why we wrote The Fugget. With people so polarized on what’s going on in society, we...
Satire: Company trademarks ‘Strong’ for all tragedies
A merchandising company has now copyrighted all use of the word “strong” in response to the trend of the word becoming included in “post-tragedy branding.” TRAGEDIE$ R’ US has filed an “ordinary-mark” trademark that gives them exclusive rights of “strong” when used in...
Satire: Free(ish) speech at NAIT
The last time we published an issue of The Fugget, the papers flew off the newsstands … as they were carried away by infuriated NAIT staff. Staff Controlling All Reading and Educational Decisions, or S.C.A.R.E.D., was a group formed with the intent of curating which...










