In a move that shocked the hockey world and left fans wondering, “Is this a joke?”, it is now official: Connor McDavid is joining the NAIT Ooks men’s hockey team for the 2026/27 season. The NHL superstar made the announcement Friday morning at a press conference held...
Satire: Budget cuts force NAIT to replace beloved taco in a bag with coffee in a bag
Due to a realignment of budgeting priorities, the NAIT Student Orientation (NSO) committee will no longer be serving the popular taco in a bag to new students beginning in the spring 2026 term. Instead, the committee has announced that they will be switching to coffee...
Satire: NAIT installs GPA-activated fire alarms
In an attempt to address the long-running practice of students maliciously setting off fire alarms during final examinations, NAIT has recently installed new, state of the art fire alarms that can only be activated by students with a cumulative grade point average...
Chain smoking: Or how I learned to stop white knuckling and love mountain driving
It’s nine p.m., and we’re 24 minutes outside of Whitehorse. On the road, all we see is snow falling in the pitch black. I’m not driving; it hasn’t been my turn for hours. I check my phone, and I have service—a luxury on this trip. As I lift my head to tell Josh the...
Satire: Death of an MLA’s man (or how I learned to stop worrying and love The Party)
March 15th, the year of Our Party 2120. Embarrassment and misplaced guilt raged through Cairo Naa. He tried to forget the reality of the world the only way he knew how. The air raised up through his lungs, and out his pursed lips passing virulent jazz from his flute...





