by ChrisFig | Feb 7, 2019 | Arts & Life, Entertainment, Satire
This article contains strong language and sexual content which may not be suitable for minors. Readers discretion is advised. By Chris Figliuzzi Back in my first run here as an Assistant Editor I was asked to come up with story ideas to pitch. Being the extremely lazy...
by Jory Proft | Sep 14, 2018 | Arts & Life, Featured, Satire
A merchandising company has now copyrighted all use of the word “strong” in response to the trend of the word becoming included in “post-tragedy branding.” TRAGEDIE$ R’ US has filed an “ordinary-mark” trademark that gives them exclusive rights of “strong” when used in...
by Jory Proft | Sep 14, 2018 | Arts & Life, Featured, Satire
Born in St. Albert on May 30, 1979, our mayor is NOT a natural-born Edmontonian and therefore unfit to run our city! How could someone born nearly 20 whole kilometres from city hall possibly understand the needs of a community they have only lived in for over 75 per...
by Jory Proft | Sep 14, 2018 | Arts & Life, Featured, Satire
The last time we published an issue of The Fugget, the papers flew off the newsstands … as they were carried away by infuriated NAIT staff. Staff Controlling All Reading and Educational Decisions, or S.C.A.R.E.D., was a group formed with the intent of curating which...
by Jory Proft | Sep 14, 2018 | Arts & Life, Featured, Satire
The Fugget is a satire newspaper that does not in any way represent the ideas and beliefs of NAITSA or NAIT. Satire is defined as “the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of...
by Emily Keller | Sep 14, 2018 | Arts & Life, Featured, Satire
– Jory Proft As Nest Fest returned to NAIT for the third-straight year this past week, the free event saw a money tunnel, live entertainment, and cheap drinks. But, what most people don’t know is that the higher-ups at NAIT have been holding their own,...
